Brushes with the law are not uncommon in the Teen Mom universe -- but no one has a rap sheet anywhere near as long as Jenelle Evans' or David Eason's.
The situation is so bad that it's news when these two manage to go a month without ending up in court.
Jenelle might actually have more arrests than David, but Eason is giving her a run for her money in that department.
But thus far despite multiple brushes with the law -- including a visit from the Secret Service -- David has not been hauled off in cuffs in the past year.
Of course, that doesn't mean he's keeping his nose clean.
Take a look at the latest on David's most recent brush with the law:
1. Danger Dave
David was fired from Teen Mom 2 over a year ago, but he still documents all his stupid stunts on social media.
2. Keeping Busy
David tried to launch a boat cleaning business, but even with Jenelle's startup capital, the whole thing went bust, leaving Dave with an awful lot of time on his hands.
3. Making a Name For Himself
And so, David turned his attention to other efforts in his ongoing attempt to remain relevant. Of course, most of those efforts were colossally stupid ...
4. Tow Matters
David launched his own YouTube channel, which featured Jack Ass-style "stunts" like this one, in which David tows the car of a stranger who he claims blocked him into a parking space.
5. Missing the Point
Of course, Jack Ass never victimized random people, and it looks as though David is the one who blocked the other driver in, but hey ... he's trying.
6. See? He's Still Relevant
That little stunt earned David a spot on the evening news! Any publicity is good publicity when you and your wife are both woefully unqualified for real employment.