Jenelle Evans would like your attention.
She'd like you to listen up.
Could you scoot up close to your computer screens please? Turn off the television? Remove all distractions?
The polarizing MTV personality knows what you've been saying and thinking about her marriage to well-known bigot David Eason and she very much wants to set the record straight.
Okay? Are you ready?
Scroll down to see what Jenelle has to say...
1. Are They Together or What?
All loyal Teen Mom fans have been wondering for months about the status of this marriage, beginning back in October with the alleged assault against Jenelle... committed by Eason.
2. Yes, Jenelle Stood Up for David Afterward
She claimed he didn't touch her at all. But then rumors of a separation starting making their way around the Internet.
3. What Made Folks Think This?
Well... Jenelle wondered aloud online in February, 'Wonder where my husband went?" -- which seemed to be the first time she hinted at a split.
4. SINGLE!
And then David changed his Facebook profile to include his "single" status. Speaks for itself, right?
5. Me Too!
And then Evans first changed her status to read "separated," prior to really driving this point home.
6. As F-ck, People
She even changed her profile picture and said she was "Single AF."