As you've likely heard by now, Jenelle Evans has lost custody of her kids following a shocking chain of events.
It all started when Evans' husband, David Eason, shot and killed the family dog.
This prompted a CPS investigation that revealed deplorable living conditions on the property that Jenelle and David have obnoxiously dubbed "The Land."
Now, the three children who were still under the care of Evans and Eason (the couple had already lost custody of two other kids) have been placed in safer environments pending further investigation.
In an exclusive statement issued to The Hollywood Gossip, Jenelle vowed to get her kids back -- but is that even possible?
Sadly, yes. And here is how she could do it:
1. The Non-Mom
Longtime Teen Mom 2 viewers were not exactly shocked when Jenelle lost custody, as well-documented reports of drug use, child neglect, violent outbursts, and other erratic behavior have been following Evans for years.
2. Domino Effect
But despite all of the negative press and the many, many police reports against Jenelle, it wasn't until David killed Jenelle's French bulldog that local authorities really took action.
3. Putting David Above Her Kids
When it became evident that Jenelle would not be leaving David and, thus, that her kids would remain in a house with a violent psychopath, CPS acted quickly.
4. At Last
An investigation was launched, and the kids were promptly removed from the home and placed with relatives.
5. A Broken Family
2-year-old Ensley is now living with Jenelle's mother; 4-year-old Kaiser has been placed with his father; and 11-year-old Maryssa resides with her maternal grandmother.
6. An Unlikely Goal
Jenelle, of course, has publicly vowed to regain custody.