Over the weekend, Jenelle Evans shared some big news with fans:
The former reality star announced that David Eason would be spending more time with her son Kaiser as the coach of the 5-year-old's football team.
It was a surprising development, as David has been known to verbally abuse the child, seemingly as a result of his hatred for the boy's dad, Nathan Griffith.
Unfortunately, Jenelle lies constantly, and everything David touches turns to sh-t.
So just 48 hours after the big announcement, we now know that David was never a coach, and Kaiser is no longer on the team.
Yes, the latest embarrassment from Swampland is really a doozy, so let's get right into it:
1. Hitting the Field
Jenelle posted this pic on her Instagram page with a giddy caption in which she informed fans that David is now one of the coaches for Kaiser's football team.
2. Shocked and Confused Is the Normal Response to David
"Both of them make me have a huge smile!" Jenelle wrote. "When @blackrivermetalandwood told our family that he wanted to help coach Kaiser’s football team we were kind of shocked, confused, but excited for them."
3. Supervised Alone Time
"Now David is one of Kaiser’s main coaches along with the rest of the boys on the team," she added. "Super happy they can bond and have 'alone time' together. Kaiser is working very hard and ready to play his first game!"
4. Yeah, No
Anyone who's seen Psycho Dave hurl insults at the boy on Teen Mom 2 knows that David spending "alone time" with Kaiser would not be a good thing.
5. No Effing Way
Also, we're not sure how the other parents would feel about a gun-toting, dog murdering psycho who only recently regained custody of SOME of his kids serving as a coach and mentor to their children.
6. Full of Sh-t, As Always
Fortunately, Jenelle was lying, and David was never actually a coach for Kaiser's football team or any football team.