Welp. That didn't take long.
On October 31, Jenelle Evans filed for divorce from David Eason, a development most celebrity gossip fans have been waiting to see take place for several months now.
Evans provided a lengthy statement at the time of this decision.
And now Eason has finally done the same -- and, as you would expect, it was a very dumb thing that he said.
Like we said: it didn't take him long.
Scroll down to see what we mean and to get caught up on this entire ugly situation...
1. Can We Have a Brief History Lesson?
Sure: Jenelle and David got married on September 23, 2017 and have a two-year old daughter together named Ensley.
2. But It's a Busy Household
David also has an 11-year old daughter named Maryssa from a previous relationship and Evans has two sons from previous relationships, Kaiser and Jace.
3. Why Has the Marriage Fallen Apart?
Aside from Eason being a violent bigot and homophobe? We actually can't say why Evans arrived at this decision at last, after all this ugly time as David's wife.
4. But Arrive at It, She Did
“I’ve mostly kept off social media the past few days because I’ve been focused on making some big life decisions,” Jenelle shared with fans on social media. “I’ve lived my life on camera since I was 17 years old. And a lot of it hasn’t been pretty. But it’s been my life. Like anyone else I want what’s best for my kids and I want to be happy..."
5. Okay. Go On, Jenelle...
"With time away from Teen Mom I’ve started to look at my life differently and I know I need to make changes. I’m starting that now," she added.
6. Meaning What, Exactly? Well...
“The kids and I have moved away David,” Jenelle continued. “Nobody gets into a marriage expecting it to end but I know that’s what is best for me, and for my kids. Today I’ve filed papers to start that process.”