Well, we knew this would happen eventually.
We just didn't think it would happen quite so soon.
From the moment Jenelle Evans and David Eason got back together (some say they never actually broke up, but that's a conversation for another time), it was inevitable that one of their nasty fights would spill out onto social media and become public knowledge.
That happened on Monday, and folks, this one is a doozy, even by Jenelle and David standards.
Check out the latest insanity from everyone's least favorite former reality stars:
1. Back At It
Jenelle Evans and David Eason are at it again. And this time, for our amusement, the gruesome twosome is battling it out on social media!
2. Still the Same
The problem, it seems, is that Jenelle and David are still Jenelle and David, meaning they have terrible tempers and seem to hate every second of raising three kids and 47,000 farm animals together.
3. The Whiner
The latest round of trouble started about three weeks ago when David complained that he and Jenelle can never find a babysitter, and thus, can never go on a date together.
4. Are They Looking For FREE Babysitters?!
It's anyone's guess as to where Jenelle and David are getting all of this money for babysitters and nights out, considering neither of them works, but we'll get to that later.
5. Good News For Bad People
Anyway, it looks as though Jenelle and David either found a sitter or reluctantly dragged their kids along, because they were able to enjoy a boating excursion over the weekend.
6. Awful, As Usual
Jenelle announced this news with the kind of status update that reminds us all how much she sucks, writing, “Well while all of you are rioting and destroying your precious cities, I’ll be far far away on my boat away from all of you."