Well, it's finally over. The End of an Error, you could say.
After six installments, a sh!t ton of crying, and more excuses than we can count, Jenelle Evans' "I Have Something to Say" series has wrapped up its iconic first-season run on YouTube.
Now, it's time to look back at what we learned.
There are some obvious things, of course:
- The Teen Mom 2 terror has too much time on her hands;
- She's more desperate than ever to stay relevant;
- She blames everyone else for her problems.
But there are more subtle lessons, as well, many of them having to do with the never-ending insanity that is life on The Land.
The Land, of course, is the mythical, cleverly-named spot where the Eason-Evans homestead is located in North Carolina.
Join us as we take a trip down memory lane and revisit the key takeaways from Jenelle's biggest waste of time ever.
1. A Mother's Fury
Over the course of six episodes (few of which were delivered on Mondays, as planned), Jenelle Evans made her case against CPS and claimed her children were stolen by the government. The whole thing was every bit as insane as it sounds ...
2. Telling Her Tale
It started last month, when Jenelle uploaded an intensely dramatic, nearly 1-hour video, in which she alleged that she was unfairly targeted by Child Protective Services and accused the organization of essentially kidnapping her children.
3. The Nugget Incident
As you'll recall, Jenelle's kids were placed in new homes after her husband, David Eason, shot and killed the family dog during one of his infamous temper tantrums.
4. Drama Queen
The first thing we learned from the videos is that Jenelle is as dramatic as ever. She kicked things off with a recording from a 911 call, followed by footage of her crying after losing her kids -- footage that she apparently shot herself.
5. Mystery Tears
From there, she showed a brief clip of her daughter Ensley crying. No context was provided, but apparently, we were supposed to conclude that the girl was in tears because her brother had been taken by CPS.
6. Breaking Out the Court Voice
At that point, Jenelle started talking like a professional news lady, y'all, telling the camera, "Within the next few episodes, I'm gonna explain the corruption, distress, trauma introduced to my family by CPS of May, 2019."