David Eason has done all kinds of horrible things during his relatively short time in the spotlight.
But even though he set the bar very, very low from the beginning, we continually find ourselves marveling at this guy’s abhorrent behavior.
As you’re probably aware, David has been charged with misdemeanor child abuse in connection with allegations made by his teenage stepson, Jace Evans.
A warrant has reportedly been issued for Eason’s arrest, but it doesn’t look as though police are in any hurry to take him into custody.
In the meantime, this latest scandal has led to greater scrutiny of the increasingly bonkers lives of David and his wife, troubled Teen Mom star Jenelle Evans.
In fact, there’s been so much scandalous news emerging from The Land that some of the smaller stories have slipped through the cracks.
Take, for example, the reports of David texting his ex-wife and offering to buy her a birthday present with Jenelle’s money!
“Did you get anything for your birthday?” David asked Whitney Rich in text messages obtained by UK tabloid The Sun.
“Maybe I’ll get you something this weekend to make up for Victoria’s Secret poo poo surprise,” he continued.
“Actually, I don’t think there’s any way to ever redeem yourself after something like that. I was an a–hole and I want to say I’m sorry for letting you down. I seem to let everyone down without even trying or something like that.”
And what is “Victoria’s Secret poo poo surprise,” you may ask?
Well, it seems that David’s affinity for bizarre acts of emotional and psychological abuse is not exclusive to his current marriage.
“It was Christmas, and David and I had been arguing,” Whitney explained to The Sun.
“I wasn’t expecting a gift, because he never got me anything, so I was surprised when I saw this nicely packaged Victoria’s Secret bag under the tree.”
“In the bag was some kind of s–t. I think it was dog s–t. I was so embarrassed in front of my whole family.”
Yes, David wrapped up dog crap as a gift and placed it under the Christmas tree so that his wife would open it in front of her entire family!
What a guy!
Not surprisingly, Whitney wasn’t interested in making nice with David, and she called his offer to buy her a birthday present “inappropriate.”
“He was married, they weren’t separated. You don’t do that,” Whitney explained, adding:
“I didn’t think the gift was actually going to happen, and I didn’t want it to happen, but it’s Jenelle’s money. don’t think Jenelle wants to buy me a birthday present… I really don’t.”
Yeah, that’s probably a safe bet!
There are many signs that all is not well in the Easons’ marriage at the moment, including the fact that Jenelle recently unfollowed David on Instagram.
Is that a response to the Whitney allegations, or to the child abuse investigation?
Maybe it’s a combination of the two!
David has given Jenelle plenty of reasons to run for the hills, but sadly, these two break up and get back together on a weekly basis.
So even though it’s obviously the right thing to do for both her kids and herself, Jenelle will almost certainly never dump David for good.
For his part, David publicly denied assaulting Jace in a Facebook post earlier this month.
He’s been silent on the matter ever since, possibly at the behest of his attorneys.
“It takes a sick person to spread lies on the Internet about a child!” he wrote at the time.
As you might expect, very few people were convinced by David’s denial.
With any luck, he’ll be telling his story to a judge in the very near future.
We’ll have further updates on this developing story as new information becomes available.
You can be certain that things are only gonna get messier from here.
David Eason to Ex-Wife: Let Me Buy You a Birthday Gift With Jenelle Evans’ Money! … was originally published on The Hollywood Gossip.