Earlier this week, the women of Teen Mom and Teen Mom 2 assembled in NYC to film a special where they answered questions from fans and each other.
All seven stars, minus Farrah Abraham, were present and the results were as revealing as anything you'll see when you watch Teen Mom online.
For example? This exchange between Jenelle Evans and Amber Portwood, who just quashed their beef, in which Jenelle asked what the worst thing that happened to her in jail was ..
Needless to say, but Amber said it anyway: Portwood's 17-month jail experience was not like how you often see jail portrayed on TV. By a long shot.
As for why Farrah Abraham was not a part of the reunion, or the new 2015 season?
Maci said that after the original Teen Mom quartet finished filming in 2012, each girl made choices and Farrah’s weren’t in line with what the show stands for.
MTV went on to axe Abraham ... or if you believe Farrah, she voluntarily left. Right.
Other questions and answers we learned from the catch-up, catch-all special?
Do haters hate on Jenelle Evans in real life or just online? Take your pick. She revealed that the meanest fan encounter she ever had was in person.
Given that we're talking about Jenelle Evans here, that's saying something.
At a Kesha concert (obviously), a fellow mom called her out on her antics and said she won’t let her daughter watch her on TV because she’s a disgrace.
Jenelle noted that the artist she paid to see, Kesha, has dancing penises on stage, among other things, so perhaps she needs to take a look at herself.
Are Maci and Ryan ever getting back together? Cue Taylor Swift. Maci said that “we are never, ever ever getting back together,” because “he’s an idiot.”
No gray area there.
Is Amber Portwood upset that Gary Shirtey has a new girlfriend? Amber was not happy, that's for sure, because when she was in jail, well ...
Gary kept telling her how they’d get a house together and be together when she got out. He had a girlfriend when he told her that, she later learned. Wow.
Does Catelynn worry that Carly will resent her for having another baby? Leah asked Catelynn this one, and Cate said that she plans to explain it to her.
Because they have an open adoption with Carly, they’ll be honest with her about everything and want the biological sisters to have their own relationship.
So no, she doesn't worry, she's excited for it!
Which Teen Mom kid is the cutest? All the kids are cuties, of course, but Kailyn Lowry’s second son, Lincoln, seemed to get the most votes in this category.
Even Maci admitted as much, saying of her own five-year-old son, “Bentley can’t see this, but [Lincoln] is the cutest baby I’ve ever seen.”
Sorry, B. Mom's gotta teach you honesty!
