So the Teen Mom 2 crew came together over the weekend to film the customary reunion special, you may have heard about it.
You may have also heard about how Jenelle Evans completely lost her mind over Nathan Griffith and his new girlfriend.
As the story goes, Nathan's girlfriend, Ashley Landhardt, saw Barbara Evans while she was leaving, and she gave her a hug -- a hug which Jenelle witnessed.
She proceeded to flip out hard, yelling at her mother that she shouldn't be hugging her ex's new lady, so then Nathan came in to defend Ashley's honor.
To keep the fight fair, Jenelle called in David Eason, and they all screamed at each other for a while. Nathan accused them of being high, they accused Nathan's mother of being high.
The situation was so bad that production came to a halt, and it was made worse by the fact that most of the kids on the show were right there to witness it all.
The thing is that apparently the crew was able to catch the entire thing on camera, and most of the cast members were around to hear the fight. It's not a great scenario for a "he said, she said" thing.
But you know Jenelle is going to try anyway.
The girl made the decision to get on Instagram Sunday morning to do a live video explaining exactly how things went down.
"If you haven't heard," she said, "there was an article that you know, they had a sh-t ton of production and that Jenelle and David were acting crazy, blah blah blah."
Before getting to the fight, she tried to explain what happened on Friday night -- that thing where David pulled a knife and started stabbing balloons.
What happened there, she said, was that MTV wouldn't serve David any beer, so they went to leave and on the way, he decided to pop the balloons. With his knife.
"So supposedly David is a dangerous person because he was popping some balloons," Jenelle joked.
No, Jenelle, David is a dangerous person because of his terrifying criminal history, and also because of the fact that he thought an appropriate reaction to anything was to pull out a knife and start stabbing balloons.
As for the fight, she said that it did begin because she saw Nathan's girlfriend hugging her mother -- she said it was "disrespectful" because Ashley hadn't even introduced herself to Jenelle.
"My mom should've hugged me, but my mom didn't even talk to me the whole time," she complained.
Maybe because you've publicly said many times that Barbara isn't your mother anymore and you don't want her in your life? Maybe that's why she didn't hug you?
But wait, that isn't how the fight actually started -- the fight started because Jenelle saw Ashley filming something and she made a quiet, calm comment to her friend about it, and Ashley lost her mind.
She said that when she heard her comment, Ashley turned around "and started cussing me out, she's like 'Jenelle, you're nothing but drama, why are you jealous of me?!'"
She sort of glanced over what happened next, so the next part of her story begins a little later when she goes to say goodbye to Kaiser, who was with Nathan.
It was at this point when Jenelle actually claimed that Ashley came after her so hard that security had to pin her against the wall and tell her to leave the building.
Ashley refused to leave though, and it sounds like she just sort of calmed down or whatever, because then Jenelle started talking about her fight with Nathan.
She said that both Nathan and his mother, Doris, tried to stop her from hugging Kaiser, and that Kaiser became very, very upset and started crying for his mommy and reaching for David.
Funnily enough, a moment later she said that things escalated so much that she had to call David, because he was outside for all of this. So perhaps Kaiser was reaching for ... we don't even know how to explain this insanity anymore.
When David came in, Jenelle said that Nathan started to "buck up" to him in an attempt to start a physical fight, but in all of his serenity, David told Nathan that he wasn't worth it, and they walked away.
Sure, we believe that's exactly how things happened. Jenelle and David have both been known to walk so peacefully away from confrontation in the past, you know?
But besides this little issue, she said that she had a good time at the reunion -- especially with Briana DeJesus, because the two "really connected."
She explained that they formed a bond because the other Teen Mom 2 girls sell stories about them, but "we're not gonna comment about that sh-t, they can keep talking sh-t about us, and we don't care. We're just gonna live our lives."
... 'K.
Later in the video she started answering some questions from her followers, and when one of them asked if she was cool with the other girls on the show, Jenelle decided to continue her ranting.
"Me and Leah were cool," she said, "and all of a sudden she just didn't talk to me when we got to the reunion and acted two-faced."
She confirmed that she did reach out to Kailyn Lowry before the reunion to tell her not to talk about her to the tabloids, but she explained that she understood if Kailyn decided to keep being "petty" because Kailyn "hates her life."
Finally, when asked about her comments about quitting the show, she revealed that she's still thinking about leaving unless she's able to film things "from my own perspective."
She blamed MTV for starting drama in her life, and she said that things had gotten too "toxic" for her and her family.
We'll see soon enough whether or not she actually follows through on these threats to quit the show.
Just like we'll see soon enough whether or not she's telling the truth about what went down at the reunion.
For what it's worth, we don't have high hopes for either.
