This week on Teen Mom 2, Leah Messer decided that she maybe wants Jeremy Calvert back after all, while Jenelle Evans decided to get fake boobs.
Kailyn Lowry continued her feud with baby daddy Jo Rivera, as Chelsea Houska continued being unaware that Adam Lind is a deadbeat loser.
Read all about it in THG's official Teen Mom 2 recap!
Just one week ago, Leah Messer told Jeremy Calvert she was going to counseling with Corey Simms. Jer moved out, their engagement seemingly off.
Surprisingly, he decides to meet up with Corey about this.
Even more surprisingly, they have a civil conversation.
They both fear that no matter who she chooses, she is going to be unsure of herself and change her mind a few months down the road. Yup. Plus 20.
Both love Leah Messer, but both fear being left in the dust by her.
Corey, in a watershed moment for him, tells Jeremy there is no one better for Leah or the girls than him - Jeremy, that is. Plus 80 for that comment.
When Leah tries to get Corey to commit to a counseling session, she doesn’t think he’s into it, which makes her think twice about this idea. Minus 50.
“I can tell you’re not very serious about this,” Leah tells Corey. He says he was ... but now is not so sure. Simms may be right in his take on Calvert.
“I’m going to call it quits for you because you’re not serious,” Leah says, seemingly breaking up with Corey for good. Then she calls Jeremy back.
Will he pick up? Somehow we have a feeling he will. Plus 50.
Chelsea Houska had kept her protection-free boning of Adam Lind a secret from her mom, but finally tells her. Mom was not happy, but not too unhappy.
“Why didn’t you insist he wear something?” she asks.
Minus 100 for this not occurring to Chelsea, or frankly anyone on this show, and Minus 200 for hooking up with him regardless, as mom also notes.
She goes back on her Mirena IUD, for what that's worth.
Then tragedy strikes. Chelsea learns that the owners of the house she’s renting are selling it and she has to move. She breaks down in tears.
Come on girl. Minus 50. You can handle life. A little?
Plus 100 for the rock that is her dad Randy Houska, who says he’ll do what he can to help, and looks up places for Chelsea and Aubree to live.
Chelsea wonders what it must be like to be Adam, a single dad without a care. Yet somehow does not think of Adam as the asshat that he is. Minus 150.
Kailyn Lowry and Jo Rivera are back in court, but she has even bigger concerns as he gets his own place just two blocks away from GF Vee Torres.
Jo insists he will only take care of Isaac over at his parents' house, but Kailyn worries Vee will be a negative influence and wants to take him to court.
Jo is livid that she prefers to deal with him in court, not in person, and for good reason. Generally this is not the way to forge any amicable consensus. Minus 50.
Jenelle Evans is insecure about her body and wants breast implants. Why spend money or time on her son when she can get some fake boobs? Minus 250.
She thinks she looks like a “12-year-old” boy with her flat chest, especially in a bikini. We've seen Jenelle Evans nude, and wouldn't go that far.
Also, what does it matter anyway? Shouldn't she focus on staying healthy and happy and being a good mother to her son? Apparently all non-factors.
Luckily, the voice of reason, ex-BF Kieffer Delp, is against the fake boobs. Plus 50.
Until he tells her to do what she wants, though he'll miss the old boobs. Minus 50.
Mom Barbara Evans is anti-implants too. “It’s fake, Jenelle,” she states. Plus 100.
At least Babs knows that she's just gonna get them anyway, so she just insists Jenelle stay away from Jace during recovery. Priorities, right?
EPISODE TOTAL: -500! SEASON TOTAL: -1,710!