These days, most of the stories we hear about Jenelle Evans and David Eason are downright sad.
But the latest is pretty damn funny
Whether it's Jenelle denying that David assaulted her, or David using made up facts to defend his bizarre obsession with the Confederacy, every recent event involving the Easons has two things in common:
They're all depressing as hell, and it's always obvious that Jenelle and David are trying to con their critics into accepting a version of events that's rooted firmly in bullsh-t.
So perhaps we should've expected that Jenelle would eventually (allegedly) launch a Trumpian fake news site with the sole purpose of convincing the world that her husband is the greatest.
We wish we were joking.
Take a look:
1. Unreal
We often find ourselves thinking that Jenelle and David's relationship couldn't possibly get more absurd. Of course, every time, we're proven wrong.
2. The Latest
Earlier today, Jenelle critics on Twitter began linking to a website that they claimed was created by Jenelle for the sole purpose of repairing her reputation and defending her controversial husband.
3. The Height of Absurdity
We found it hard to believe that even Jenelle could sink so low. But naturally, we checked it out -- and there's something very off about micdrop[dot]net.
4. Dropping the Mic
Mic Drop launched today, and so far, the site has only published one article -- a gushing ode to the greatness of David Eason.
5. The REAL Victim
"EXCLUSIVE: David Eason Suffers Abuse From Past Relationship (PICS)" is a 1,000-word screed about how great David is, and how awful his baby mama Olivia Leedham is.
6. Makes Sense
Because of course, a new entertainment news site would launch with no fanfare by posting one article in which the unnamed author vehemently defends an accused wife beater and neo-Nazi.