Ah, David Eason.
You almost have to admire the many new and innovative ways in which he manages to be a complete jackass on a daily basis. Almost.
David is such a fool that not even law enforcement can keep up with his idiocy.
Fortunately, he's in the habit of documenting his crimes on social media.
Take, for example, this latest incident in which Jenelle Evans' doofus husband decided to incriminate himself on YouTube after pulling an incredibly stupid stunt.
Check it out:
1. Always Angry
David is angry all the time. He's angry at the government, his wife, his kids, and the people who are unfortunate enough to live in close proximity to The Land.
2. Criminal Activity
David is no longer a reality star -- in fact, he's not employed at all -- but fortunately, he's in the habit of documenting his crimes on social media, thus making them easier to prosecute.
3. The Latest
David's latest legal headache is actually the result of a crime he committed back in June. But since he just posted the video on YouTube this week, he's only now being investigated.
4. Taking the Law Into His Own Hands
As you can see, David took it upon himself to tow a truck belonging to a stranger, whom he felt had blocked him into a parking space.
5. Total Dumbasses
Jenelle filmed the entire thing, cackling and coughing all the while.
6. These Two
As many pointed out in the comments to David's video, the other driver's car is in its spot, and David is actually encroaching on HIS space, due to his boat motor.