David Eason is a homophobic, interolent bigot with a violent side who almost definitely broke his own wife's collarbone a few weeks ago.
And Jenelle Evans thinks he'd make a wonderful father!
To be clear, of course, David Eason already is a father.
He has a daughter named Ensley with Evans and a son named Kaden with an ex.
But Jenelle recently told a follower that she may let Eason adopt her son Jace someday, something the former Teen Mom star is apparently anxious to do.
God help you, Jace.
Scroll down to see how this all came up...
1. Poor Jace
We've been saying "poor Jace" for years now, as the nine-year old is stuck between Jenelle and her anger-filled mother, Barbara, who share custody of him.
2. Jace Has Spent a Lot of Time with His Stepdad, Too, Of Course
"Me and Jace had a blast killing squirrels yesterday! He has a great shot!" wrote Eason as a caption to this photo. "I taught him how to skin and clean them, and yes we do eat these critters. They are actually very delicious, got em on marinate right now!"
3. Who is Jace's Dad?
This dude! His name is Andrew Lewis and he's basically never been in his son's life.
4. But Maybe Eason Can Be His Dad... for Real!
During an Instagram Q&A with fans on Tuesday, January 22, Evans revealed that Eason wants to adopt her 9-year-old son “one day.”
5. Eason Doesn't Like Lewis
Evans also added that Eason “doesn’t like” that fact that Lewis tried to contact Jace through MTV producers during the Monday, January 21, episode of Teen Mom 2.
6. Buh-Bye, Andrew!
"Andrew had his chance a long time ago,” Evans said in this chat of her ex-lover, who was written into Jenelle's storyline for this new season of Teen Mom 2.