Jenelle Evans got out of rehab last Friday. That's the good news.

The bad? Drama involving her ex(es) is once again off the hook.

Upon leaving rehab, the Teen Mom 2 star got her phone back and immediately jumped on Twitter ... to find out from Gary Head that she was single again.

Suffice it to say, the newly-sober Jenelle Evans was pissssssssed.

Also needless to say, this played out in a public, online forum.

She proceeded to kick Gary Head - her one-time fiance and recently-rekindled boyfriend - out of apartment that she was paying for, and claimed their dog.

Not someone you want on your bad side, Jenelle.

Head, apparently, is back with his ex. Good times.

The only bright spot for Gary is that she also used Twitter to publicly air grievances with her estranged and short-lived husband Courtland Rogers.

In an odd exchange, the often combative duo admitted that they still loved each other, but they also made serious mistakes in their relationship.

They are not back together ... yet. Give it a day?

Here's hoping this doesn't impact her recovery.

Speaking of: Can Jenelle stay clean? VOTE!

Jenelle Evans is back in rehab, again. It's been a rough few days.

The trouble Teen Mom 2 star checked into a detox center last month and was released Friday, only to check back into a rehab facility after a tough few days.

Her addiction to heroin is believed to be the root of the problem.

“Jenelle was in great spirits before she went in," says a source.

"She is really hoping that she can get control of her life. She is bi-polar and she’s had a really hard time balancing the medication she needs for that."

It's been a rough couple of months for Jenelle Evans, no doubt. To recap:

• She got married to Courtland Rogers out of the blue.
• They broke up over New Year's Eve but reconciled.
• She got pregnant and they made a huge deal of it.
• He allegedly abused her, got drunk and left her.
• She was hospitalized and suffered a miscarriage.
• She reconnected with Gary Head, her ex-fiance.
• Head dumped her while she was in rehab.

“She basically freaked out over all the crap in her life,” the source said.

That's putting it mildly. Says a friend of hers, “Jenelle was just partying and doing drugs and doing really stupid things with guys and she couldn’t stop.”

Watching herself on Teen Mom 2 was also painful for Jenelle, and with the help of her mom Barbara, she decided that rehab was the best place for her.

“Jenelle knows she needs help. She feels like $h!t when she does all the drugs and the guys treating her badly so she’s hoping this will really help her."

Here's hoping. But is that just hoping against hope? Time will tell.

In the meantime, you tell us: Can Jenelle get/stay clean?!

It's easy to give Jenelle Evans a hard time, or to simply your eyes at her.

Between her whirlwind relationships, Twitter rants and Teen Mom 2 antics, she's entertaining to say the least. But she's also clearly a very troubled individual.

When MTV considers you a liability, you know you have some issues.

Evans' attorney, Dustin Sullivan, confirms that she is back in rehab again for the second time in a week, and it's not just for anxiety, stress or exhaustion.

"Jenelle is in a rehabilitation treatment facility in North Carolina to address addiction issues for drug use," said Sullivan. It's reportedly heroin, no less.

While she's always been a bit of a loose cannon with deeply-rooted emotional hang-ups, there's a difference between that and a bona fide drug problem.

Teen Mom cohort Amber Portwood knows this all too well, and is serving a five-YEAR sentence in prison as a result of losing battles against addiction.

It's life-altering, and Amber could even be considered lucky. If Jenelle doesn't get her act together, her continued downward spiral could end tragically.

Much as we miss her on Twitter, Jenelle Evans needs to be in rehab as long as it takes. At least on the surface, it looks like she finally got the message.

Her last Tweet, on March 2, said "this" is for her son Jace.

For both her sake, and her little boy's, we hope she goes into this rehab stint - and comes out of it - truly determined to make positive life changes.

Please, Jenelle. No more Courtland Rogers. No more Kieffer Delp. No more Gary Head. Just focus on you and your little guy and get 'er done.

What do you think: Can she get/stay clean?

Just when you think she's in, she's out. So it goes.

Jenelle Evans has again bailed on rehab, just four days after admitting herself, saying she's fine and "just needed some time trying to figure things out."

Somehow we don't have a lot of faith that she has.

“She wasn’t in rehab that long because she doesn’t think she really needs it," says a friend. "She’s finally ready to live her life like a normal person."

Stop us if you've heard that before.

The friend insists "she's not on drugs or dealing with the crappy guys who were around her," things that have always gone hand in hand with Jenelle.

It's not like she simply was in counseling or group therapy, either. Jenelle Evans was in rehab for heroin addiction, and has a long history of substance abuse.

Estranged husband Courtland Rogers claims she may have killed their baby with drug use; she claims he beat her and has filed a police report.

Rogers was arrested last week for assault.

Another source says the troubled Teen Mom 2 star believes that without Rogers, Kieffer Delp and Gary Head she “is in a good place now” and can move on.

Time will tell if she can kick those habits as well as the drugs.

What do you think: Can Jenelle Evans finally stay clean?

This week on Teen Mom 2, Leah Messer decided that she maybe wants Jeremy Calvert back after all, while Jenelle Evans decided to get fake boobs.

Kailyn Lowry continued her feud with baby daddy Jo Rivera, as Chelsea Houska continued being unaware that Adam Lind is a deadbeat loser.

Read all about it in THG's official Teen Mom 2 recap!

Just one week ago, Leah Messer told Jeremy Calvert she was going to counseling with Corey Simms. Jer moved out, their engagement seemingly off.

Surprisingly, he decides to meet up with Corey about this.

Even more surprisingly, they have a civil conversation.

They both fear that no matter who she chooses, she is going to be unsure of herself and change her mind a few months down the road. Yup. Plus 20.

Both love Leah Messer, but both fear being left in the dust by her.

Corey, in a watershed moment for him, tells Jeremy there is no one better for Leah or the girls than him - Jeremy, that is. Plus 80 for that comment.

When Leah tries to get Corey to commit to a counseling session, she doesn’t think he’s into it, which makes her think twice about this idea. Minus 50.

“I can tell you’re not very serious about this,” Leah tells Corey. He says he was ... but now is not so sure. Simms may be right in his take on Calvert.

“I’m going to call it quits for you because you’re not serious,” Leah says, seemingly breaking up with Corey for good. Then she calls Jeremy back.

Will he pick up? Somehow we have a feeling he will. Plus 50.

Chelsea Houska had kept her protection-free boning of Adam Lind a secret from her mom, but finally tells her. Mom was not happy, but not too unhappy.

“Why didn’t you insist he wear something?” she asks.

Minus 100 for this not occurring to Chelsea, or frankly anyone on this show, and Minus 200 for hooking up with him regardless, as mom also notes.

She goes back on her Mirena IUD, for what that's worth.

Then tragedy strikes. Chelsea learns that the owners of the house she’s renting are selling it and she has to move. She breaks down in tears.

Come on girl. Minus 50. You can handle life. A little?

Plus 100 for the rock that is her dad Randy Houska, who says he’ll do what he can to help, and looks up places for Chelsea and Aubree to live.

Chelsea wonders what it must be like to be Adam, a single dad without a care. Yet somehow does not think of Adam as the asshat that he is. Minus 150.

Kailyn Lowry and Jo Rivera are back in court, but she has even bigger concerns as he gets his own place just two blocks away from GF Vee Torres.

Jo insists he will only take care of Isaac over at his parents' house, but Kailyn worries Vee will be a negative influence and wants to take him to court.

Jo is livid that she prefers to deal with him in court, not in person, and for good reason. Generally this is not the way to forge any amicable consensus. Minus 50.

Jenelle Evans is insecure about her body and wants breast implants. Why spend money or time on her son when she can get some fake boobs? Minus 250.

She thinks she looks like a “12-year-old” boy with her flat chest, especially in a bikini. We've seen Jenelle Evans nude, and wouldn't go that far.

Also, what does it matter anyway? Shouldn't she focus on staying healthy and happy and being a good mother to her son? Apparently all non-factors.

Luckily, the voice of reason, ex-BF Kieffer Delp, is against the fake boobs. Plus 50.

Until he tells her to do what she wants, though he'll miss the old boobs. Minus 50.

Mom Barbara Evans is anti-implants too. “It’s fake, Jenelle,” she states. Plus 100.

At least Babs knows that she's just gonna get them anyway, so she just insists Jenelle stay away from Jace during recovery. Priorities, right?

EPISODE TOTAL: -500! SEASON TOTAL: -1,710!

This week on Teen Mom 2, Leah Messer made things right with Jeremy Calvert, while Jenelle Evans tried out some shiny new toys and much more.

Read all about it in THG's official Teen Mom 2 recap!

The troubled Jenelle Evans goes under the knife and gets some lovely fake boobs, while parting ways with that boob Kieffer Delp, again. Wash.

It didn't go smoothly. The breakup part at least.

Babs worries that Kieffer might try to steal Jenelle's pain meds to use or steal. Always a sign that your boyfriend is an upstanding character! Minus 50.

Kieffer Delp has been staying at her house, and was actually a source of support during the whole boob thing, until Gary Head reached out to her.

When a dozen roses with a “get well” card came to the door, which does not sit well with Kieffer, who BLOWS UP at his recovering girlfriend over it.

Jenelle Evans kicks Kieffer’s deadbeat ass out the door, and finishes recovering at her mom’s house - where she sees Jace for a change. Plus 40.

Gary Head comes over to visit, and sure enough, they talk about getting back together! He's hesitant, sure, but those boobs ... he's gotta be a fan!

Minus 50 for the fact that she can't stay single.

After Leah Messer finally realized Corey Simms wasn’t as into getting back together as she was, she turned to Jeremy Calvert and sought to mend fences.

Why this was even an issue, we have no idea. We also have no idea how she feels the polar opposite of how she did DAYS ago. But all's well that ends well?

Plus 40 Leah.

Jeremy Calvert, for his part, was “lonely as hell” without Leah and generally appears way too good to have to put up with what she just pulled.

Hopefully he won't have to for much longer, but Plus 20 for being a good sport and a good guy, and Plus 10 more now that the RING IS BACK ON!

Even though Leah is okay taking it slow, Jeremy wants to get married sooner rather than later. Let the beach wedding planning begin! Plus 30.

Kailyn Lowry and Javi Marroquin decide to move in together, but that if they do, he needs to chip in financially. Which should be obvious, but sadly isn't.

Given the rest of the guys on this show? Probably good to lay down the law. Plus 20 for her doing so and Javi seems like an upstanding fella.

Soon enough they're playing house and talking about taking things a step further - marriage! She's got the wedding fever ... and there may be no cure.

Plus 20 for finding a good one, at least.

Chelsea Houska's mom has agreed to take her in. That's the good news. The bad news is that she was used to being on her own and sees this as regressing.

She's also falling behind on beauty school because of drama with Adam Lind, but somehow, earns a 90 percent score! Plus 30, girl, you earned it.

Minus 60 for even thinking about Adam, though.

As she goes looking for a new place to live, she realizes she doesn't like South Dakota much at all, and that she wants to move somewhere. Anywhere.

Randy Houska, good luck to you with this one.

EPISODE TOTAL: +50! SEASON TOTAL: -1,660!

This week on Teen Mom 2, Kailyn Lowry got physical with Javi Marroquin and it was all caught on camera, leading to one of the show's most controversial moments yet.

Read all about that and more in THG's official Teen Mom 2 recap ...

Kailyn Lowry Fight

When Javi moved in with Kailyn, they not only merged finances, they merged pets, lives, kids ... it's all a little too much for them to handle it seems. Minus 40.

Javi refuses to keep the dogs out of the house because there’s a hole in the fence and they get out. So they jump up on Kailyn's friends and they get pissed.

Soon, the argument over this escalates to surprising levels.

Kailyn shoves Javi’s head down and hits him, and tells him she hates him. She feels bad right away and apologizes, but he storms out. Wow. Minus 160.

While Javi is gone, Kailyn has a wakeup call that she does need anger management, which a court ordered after her fight with Jo Rivera. Plus 100.

Finally, Javi cools off and comes back, saying he will work with Kailyn while she works on herself and keeps it all under control. Good guy. Plus 60.

And Minus 90 for MTV clearly implying domestic violence in the season's big trailer when it the events were not QUITE as bad as they appeared.

Yes, Kailyn Lowry's actions were suspect, but she realized it and is getting help for it, and the couple is okay. No need to make that look SO bad.

Meanwhile, Jenelle Evans is back with Gary Head! Yay!

Gary has been taking care of Jenelle after her breast surgery, and the two are getting closer than ever. Minus 30 because we know how this goes.

Barbara thinks they are doing such a good job, she asks the couple to watch Jace for her on Saturday so she can work. WHOA! SLOW DOWN!

After Gary skips out, Jenelle is on her phone the entire time and ignores Jace. She won't even give Jace a bath. What a mess of a mom. Minus 170.

Not surprisingly, it's epic fight #123 for Jenelle and Babs, who ends up calling Gary to come over and watch the toddler. This is very, very normal.

Plus 50 for Gary being probably the least disastrous of the men in Jenelle Evans' life. Not high standards, we realize, but gotta give credit where due.

Barbara lectures Jenelle yet again about how she smokes too much weed, is irresponsible, etc. Plus 50 to Babs for having to deal with all this.

Leah Messer and Jeremy Calvert are officially back together and their engagement is back on, so that means it's wedding planning time! Plus 30.

Little Ali meets with her physical therapist, and is making good progress! Plus 20.

Leah is setting boundaries with Corey - co-parents and nothing more - and Corey is finally moving on from Leah too. Crazy. Actual mature decisions. Plus 50.

It's still Leah, of course, so that means fast-tracking everything. She wants to wed Jeremy Calvert like right away. Anyone surprised? Even a little? Plus 40.

Chelsea Houska, with the help of awesome dad Randy, gets a new place to live and gets ready to start practicing on actual clients at work! Plus 20.

Her first updo at the salon? Not really all that terrible! Plus 10.

Life's good for our girl until her friend Megan - a young mom herself - reveal Adam Lind has a girlfriend, this despite the fact that he just slept with Chels.

Chelsea understandably does not want Adam playing house with Aubree and some random girl. Plus 40 because for all her issues, she's right here.

Adam takes it a step further, serving her court papers over custody in an awkwardly-worded letter he puts in her mailbox. What an ass this guy is. Minus 90.

Chelsea clearly has the upper hand in any custody fight with the tool, but merely having to go through it is majorly stressful, and uncool on his part.

Hang tight, Chels. And don't be afraid to have Randy kick his ass.

EPISODE TOTAL: -160! SEASON TOTAL: -1,820!

Jenelle Evans is speaking out for the first time about her (latest) split from Gary Head, which occurred right around the (latest) time she got out of rehab.

Gary, who was by her side this winter during her epic breakup with Courtland Rogers, looked like a doting boyfriend on this week's Teen Mom 2 as well.

Of course, we know they broke up back then, as well as just a few weeks ago. As such, Jenelle has taken to Twitter to explain why the duo called it off.

“Cannot wait until next weeks episode to see that dude’s TRUE COLORS,” Jenelle wrote on March 26, just a day after the latest Teen Mom 2 installment.

Those events took place a long time ago, though. What about the most recent breakup, after she dumped Courtland and briefly got back together with Gary?

“I left him when I went to rehab becuz he was using my car to pick up b****es in and wanted ME to send HIM money,” says the reality star and absentee mom.

Gary also tried to get back together with his ex Jade Dolph, but Jenelle Evans insists that she wasn't "played" this time and that’s not why they broke up.

"Like I said sit and watch," the MTV star teased.

In any case, sounds like it's over for good ... or at least until the next time she has a tough breakup with someone and Gary rushes in to comfort her.

In the meantime, here's hoping rehab takes.

Can Jenelle get/stay clean?

Jenelle Evans may want to keep her mouth shut.

Just days after outing the supposed "TRUE COLORS" of ex-boyfriend Gary Head - who Evans says used her car to pick up bitches - a video has hit the Internet that paints Jenelle is rather bad light.

It depicts the Teen Mom star snorting... something.

Jenelle Evans: Snorting Drugs?

“Jenelle was on probation at the time and she bought pills from a drug dealer and crushed them up,” an insider tells Radar of the above footage. “The pills are Percocet, and she did not have a prescription for them.”

The video was allegedly shot in 2012 when Evans was 20 years old and the reality star is well aware of its existence.

She thinks it's "stupid," according to a source, who adds:

“The video was taken a long time ago, before Jenelle went to rehab and stopped doing drugs. She said it was stupid. She was obviously not doing great when that was shot and it was mean of someone to take that video of her. But now she’s better and isn’t doing drugs anymore.”

This week on Teen Mom 2, one of the girls got married, one toyed with the idea of a Vegas wedding, another got engaged, and a lot of tears were shed.

To top it all off on this double episode, someone even ended up in jail.

Bet you can guess who the latter was ... but what about the rest?

Read all about it and more in THG's official Teen Mom 2 recap!

Gary Head heads to military base camp, leaving Jenelle Evans to ponder whether she’s ready for marriage. Spoiler alert: She guesses wrong. Minus 70.

When he returns, he proposes to Jenelle while she’s laying in bed and she says yes. OMG!! She then asks Gary if they’re going to be happy together.

Most people would ask this before accepting, but that's Jenelle for you. Minus 130.

Jenelle calls her mother, Barbara, and tells her the big news! Stunningly, Barbara wants them to tread lightly, warning that they always fight. Hmm.

Sure enough, Jenelle and Gary get into a heated fight in which he kicks in the front door after Jenelle locks him out. These two are beyond stable.

Jenelle Evans still “feels a future” with him, though. Minus 100.

Later, Gary returns home and apologizes to Jenelle with a new puppy. Plus 50. Unfortunately, “everything spun out of control” again after that. Minus 150.

After another physical altercation and a no contact order on both of the, Barbara bails Jenelle out of jail and they remove all of Gary’s belongings.

Plus 100 for Barbara trying to put up with this nonsense.

Jenelle explains to Tori that Gary strangled her with a blanket and wailed on her, which is probably not even true and definitely not the whole story.

Evans also reaches out to Kieffer Delp, who then comes over to comfort her and will no doubt be accused of beating on her within a week or two.

This girl needs SERIOUS help. Minus 250.

Teen Mom 2 Clip - Jenelle Calls Kieffer

Speaking of fights, Kailyn Lowry and Javi Marroquin have patched things up since she got physical with him in the face last week, so there's hope.

He’s considering entering the military, so Javi basically asks Kailyn if she’d want to get married, so that she can be helped when and if he gets admitted.

Plus 50 for the sentiment, but Javi’s test gets postponed a week, so their plans for a Las Vegas getaway won’t include any wedding ... or will they?

During lunch with a friend, Kailyn boasts that Britney Spears got married in Vegas, so she may have to as well. Umm, that lasted 55 hours, so Minus 500.

After some thought, Kailyn and Javi agree to wait to get married. Plus 300, even if we know they later do get married. At least they try to think it through.

Also, by the time he got Kailyn Lowry pregnant, she was his wife. Plus 100. Let that be a cautionary tale for prospective Teen Moms ... waiting is okay.

Chelsea Houska, meanwhile, is upset over the fact that Adam Lind plans on bringing Aubree back to her house with his new girlfriend, Taylor. Minus 20.

This girl seems to worry and cry a lot. We're just saying.

She says she wants Aubree home, but Adam says that "soon she won’t have a choice" regarding when she wants to see the baby. What. A. Douche. Minus 90.

At least Aubs was naughty with Adam. High five. Plus 70.

After confiding in Randy, Chelsea sees a lawyer and learns that Adam’s letter means nothing, legally. She’s going to pretend it does not exist. Plus 60.

Adam's still pressuring her to sign it though, so ... Minus 30.

Leah breaks the news to her mom that she’ll be marrying Jeremy sooner rather than later ... that they can apply for a home loan together. Minus 100.

Leah tells Corey she's marrying Jeremy Calvert “tomorrow.” He replies, “Damn girl!” She calls him immature and hangs up. Right, Leah. Right. Minus 100.

On the way to the chapel, Leah reads Jeremy TEXTS FROM COREY, including one where she wonders if he's mad at her. Run for it, Jer. Run for it.

“Why would you care if he was mad at you?” he asks? Plus 100.

They do seem happy, however. They get their little wedding, their mortgage loan and their dream house, too. Plus 400. Now make it work, PLEASE.

After a court hearing, Corey is ordered to pay Leah $800 a month due to the new mortgage, which he is not happy about, having agreed to less over text.

She “suckered me in” and “screwed me without lube,” Corey tells his dad. And now she's screwing Jeremy with lube, most likely. Sucker. Plus 200.

EPISODE TOTAL: -70! SEASON TOTAL: -1,890!

Troubled Teen Mom 2 star Jenelle Evans was rushed to the hospital via ambulance Tuesday, according to reports  ... and is back with her estranged husband.

“I love Jenelle and I’m really scared for her,” Courtland Rogers said.

“Her mom (Barbara Evans) told us to get her to the hospital as fast as possible, that’s why we called the ambulance. Jenelle’s scared and so am I.”

This isn’t the first time Jenelle Evans, 21, has been hospitalized.

It's semi-frequent, in fact. The MTV star has ovarian cysts that have a history of rupturing, and suffered a miscarriage with Rogers' child earlier this year.

It's not clear why she is there this time around, or when she reconciled with Rogers after their epic split, but Courtland says it's all good on both fronts.

“She’s going to be fine,” Courtland said, trying to remain positive.

“I just love my wife.”

Good to know.

Teen Mom 2 star Jenelle Evans filed six assault charges against estranged husband Courtland Rogers earlier this year, but now wants them all dropped.

After getting back with Rogers and vowing to work things out two months later, she's had a change of heart ... but whether officials oblige is another story.

Police take four accusations of battery on a female and two counts against an unborn child seriously, and the State of North Carolina is continuing its investigation.

Even if Jenelle Evans wants to stop any legal action from taking place against her husband, police can continue the case if they feel there's enough evidence.

Says a source close to the investigation:

"Jenelle already dropped the charges, but due to the severity of her claims the state has now picked them up and is going to get to the bottom of this."

The Teen Mom 2 star is expected to attend a hearing on April 8 to decide if the charges should stick, or if Jenelle has to admit she falsified the claims.

If she wants the charges dropped, she may have to admit she made them up or exaggerated them, which could mean legal problems for her instead.

“Falsifying charges is a big issue,” the source added of Evans' quandary.

Courtland’s parents, Carson and Holley, are expected to take the stand to say he did not get physical with his wife, since they were there that night.

“They are going to stick by the fact that he did not beat up Jenelle because they were there with him that night,” the source said of Rogers' folks.

“There was an argument, but not a physical fight. The papers she took out on him are false and that will be stated on the stand by Carson and Holley.”

Jenelle, who was pregnant at the time, had a miscarriage with their child, then broke things off with Rogers, who accused her of being on heroin.

Anyway, now that they're back together ... how long will THAT last?

Troubled Teen Mom 2 star Jenelle Evans appears to have admitted to heroin use - and confirmed the rumor that bad boy ex Kieffer Delp got her hooked on it.

"I hate you kieffer!!!!! why cant you leave my life alone and stay away from me ... you got me strung out on heroin #BYE," she wrote in a rather revealing Tweet.

The heroin rumor, and Kieffer's role, started when Courtland Rogers blamed Delp (and later said that Jenelle killed their unborn baby because of the drug).

Rogers, Jenelle's estranged husband, recently reconciled with her after one of the all-time celebrity splits. Both he and Evans have been to rehab in the past.

Evans' other ex, Gary Head, has stated "Jenelle does not do drugs," but others close to the Teen Mom 2 star believe she is in fact "a heroin addict."

What's more, a source added that Jenelle Evans' ongoing problems with ovarian cysts may not be real, and could just be a cover for her rampant drug use.

Evans "told one of her castmates she never had a cyst and that's what she made up for when she went into the hospital for heroin the first time" last fall.

Jenelle also has a history of exaggerating when it comes to the men in her life - notably domestic violence allegations - so that's worth noting as well.

Whatever. At least she's off the smack for now. And almost as importantly, back with Rogers instead of Kieffer Delp. That dude is just bad, bad news.

Not that Court is a prize by any means, but they are married. At least they're trying to work it out ... and it's all relative. Delp makes anyone look good.

Teen Mom 2's Jenelle Evans is lashing out at Twitter fans wanting to know what's going on between herself and embattled husband Courtland Rogers.

This is pretty much the definition of irony.

Making bad decisions is one thing, but being stunned or incredulous by what are both repeated and wholly predictable outcomes is quite another.

If you hang out with bad news individuals who do drugs, you too increase your chances of being a heroin addict and/or inmate. Pretty simple, no?

Similarly, if you broadcast every detail of your private life - including levying serious allegations against the men in your life - people respond in kind.

That's what makes Jenelle Evans' temper tantrum on Twitter so hilarious.

In response to questions about Rogers, she shot back: "I never gave ANY DETAILS TO ANYONE about what happened to me, so give up. It's my business."

To quote Amanda Bynes, LOLOLOL.

If Jenelle wanted privacy, she wouldn't have posted 300 selfies, teased her pregnancy, made hurtful (likely false) claims or initiated a divorce on Twitter.

You can't do all that and then get pissed when people are naturally suspicious after you broadcast how madly in love you are with the man again.

Call it having your pot brownies and eating them too.

Jenelle, as you may have heard, is back with Courtland and wants the D.A. to drop charges against him ... charges she filed against him for assault.

We now interrupt Farrah Abraham sex tape coverage for a look back at last night's Teen Mom 2, in which we pick up after Jenelle's latest blowout fight.

Meanwhile, Leah walks down the aisle with a special man at her side, Kailyn and Javi fast-track their own nuptials, and Chelsea is sick and "stressed."

Read all about it and more in THG's official Teen Mom 2 recap!

After the fight between Jenelle Evans and Gary Head, she obviously leans on that asshat Kieffer Delp for support. Minus 100 for never, ever learning.

As Jenelle recounts the violent altercation between herself and Gary, it's clear she wants nothing to do with him anymore ... well, at least for a few days.

She tells Tori that Gary ripped the ring off her finger and tried to strangle her with a bed sheet, which is probably blatantly untrue knowing her. Minus 100.

Evans is also hurting legally, having been arrested and hit with possession of marijuana and other charges, but her lawyer says she can fight them.

Dustin must be some lawyer. Plus 40.

Not surprisingly, Barbara is not happy she's back with Kieffah, but says if Kieffah isn’t getting high all the time and gets his life on track, she’s OK with it.

So ... she's not OK with it. Plus 60.

The episode actually ends on a group hug for Jenelle Evans! Is that a first? A one-week reprieve from epic fights may not seem like much, but baby steps! Plus 50!

Leah Messer's baby daddy and former husband Corey Simms is still livid about the child support thing, even though he's gotten off easy in a way.

Those MTV paychecks help, no? Ungrateful ... Minus 50.

Leah is still planning her wedding ceremony with Jeremy (they already wed at the courthouse), and wants her biological dad to walk her down the aisle.

Mom Dawn isn’t opposed to reaching out, and thinks her husband Lee (Leah’s stepdad) will support that. Nice to see cooler heads prevailing! Plus 100.

Leah reaches out and her dad agrees. Aww. Plus 50.

Kailyn Lowry and Javi Marroquin didn’t get married in Vegas, but she still wants to fast-track this thing. Mostly for the health benefits, but also for love.

Insurance is no joke these days though. Plus 50.

Will Jo let Kail, Isaac and Javi move away from him? It's unclear, but they don't need him to sign off on their wedding, which looks like a go! Plus 50.

The couple seems to be doing well nowadays too. He got Kailyn Lowry pregnant a second time, so clearly they're happy and thriving in their marriage!

Chelsea Houska has mono, and is forced to move yet again. When is this girl not forced to move or crying about something? That seems like her thing.

Minus 100 for always being so "stressed." Come ON, girl. We get it. Life is not what you dreamed it would be, but at some point you nut up and move on.

She actually wants to take a break from school to deal with all this. Amazing. Even more amazing is that Randy seems to support the idea, mostly.

He notes that she bails on things and doesn't go back, and wants her to fulfill her end of the bargain. What do we think are the odds of that happening?

Later, before she even goes on hiatus mind you, we learn that Chelsea only has a 56 percent attendance rate, and an average of 60 percent in all classes.

Time off? Maybe not the best move right now. Minus 200.

EPISODE TOTAL: -200! SEASON TOTAL: -2,090!

Buckwild's Shae Bradley lamented her show's demise yesterday, slamming MTV for keeping Teen Mom 2 on the air and linking to Jenelle Evans mug shots.

When Shae found out Buckwild was canceled by MTV, she immediately wondered why the network keeps other, similarly controversial shows going.

Troubled Teen Mom 2 star Jenelle Evans saw this and lashed out, at which point Shae posted the above collage and $h!t got even more real on Twitter.

For her part, Evans ripped the entire cast of Buckwild for trafficking drugs, getting locked up, and fighting ... ironic since that's all Jenelle's M.O.

Those mug shots? Fighting. Drugs. Stalking. Drugs.

You name it, she's done it (and has a good lawyer).

Shae wasn't the only one to note the irony, while also reminding viewers that MTV seems to think "horrible mothers" are OK while Buckwild is toxic.

Then she took a shot at Jenelle personally.

"[Jenelle], You must feel guilty. I didn't say any names. And hey look at your NINE mug shots," Shae wrote to the reality star and possible heroin addict.

Justifiably or not, MTV explained the cancelation following cast member Shain Gandee's tragic death was a decision made in part to honor his memory.

Teen Mom 2 airs a new episode Monday.

This week, on Teen Mom 2 ... Leah Messer got married!

Hopefully, the second time is the charm with Jeremy Calvert. Meanwhile, Kailyn Lowry gets engaged herself, and Kieffer Delp moves in with Jenelle Evans.

Also, Chelsea Houska turns 21!!! Par-tay.

Come along for our Teen Mom 2 recap!

As their families arrive in preparation for their destination wedding (S.C.), you can feel the tension in the air. But that's normal. Leah is psyched about it.

“You put me through hell,” Jeremy Calvert says. True. Plus 40.

It starts raining and won’t let up on the big day, which is good luck, according to whomever made up that story in order to make themselves feel better.

In any case, before Jeremy and Leah exchange vows, their tears of joy reveal their promise to each other, and all is right with the world then. Plus 60.

As Leah Messer and Jeremy Calvert take the plunge with a very wet South Carolina wedding, she promises this will be her last. We'll see. But Plus 50.

Jenelle Evans and on-again boyfriend Kieffer Delp are "stronger than ever," which is not saying much as they were never strong whatsoever. Minus 30.

Now Kieffer wants to move in! What an AWESOME idea! Minus 70.

Apparently he has his own pipe-making business (for tobacco, obvi), so he’s totally a responsible adult now. Whatever you tell yourself guys ... Minus 50.

Jenelle Evans' son Jace is turning three, and MAN how the time flies! Especially when you see your kid like once a month. They grow up so fast! Minus 150.

Nevertheless, they have a birthday celebration regardless, and sweet little Jace has a great time, which is all that matters in the end. Plus 100 for that.

Alas, Jenelle's woes return. This time, financial instead of legal. Despite being paid pretty well as an MTV reality star, she has -$600 in her account.

Yes. Negative $600. Getting stoned all the time, hanging around with total loser guys and never seeing your kid is totally worth it though. Minus 200.

Chelsea Houska is about to turn 21, and she can’t wait to have her “last hoorah,” which is sad in that implies there will never be any more hoorahs.

Then again, it's Chelsea. She mostly just cries, so ... Minus 50.

In any case, Chelsea just wants to go out to dinner with friends and enjoy come drinks, and with her mom watching Aubree, she does just that. Plus 100.

But once they move from a restaurant to a bar, Chelsea runs into some of Adam’s friends, and sure enough he, starts texting her like a madman! Ugh.

He asks how many guys she can make out with in a night, and seems more interested in what she's up to than his current GF, which Chelsea must LOVE.

You know she revels in drama. We offer no points for that, because it's not going to help her thrive in the end, but Plus 100 more for a happy birthday.

Kailyn Lowry and her boyfriend Javi Marroquin want to get married. It's just a matter of when and how ... and it looks like he pulled out all the stops!

He dressed up in a suit, put Isaac in a matching dapper outfit, and drove Kailyn to her hometown to get down on one knee and propose in style!

That's how you treat a lady. Plus 250.

Of course, there's still the Jo Rivera problem. Since Javi is joining the U.S. Air Force, and they could potentially move away. Telling him will be hard.

In the meantime, Kailyn Lowry is on cloud nine though. Plus 50.

EPISODE TOTAL: +200! SEASON TOTAL: -1,890!

Courtland Rogers has pleaded guilty to assaulting Jenelle Evans this winter. The combative spouses have reconciled, but he will be on probation for two years.

Jenelle Evans took out six assault charges against Rogers - four counts against her, two on their unborn child - when they were estranged in January.

On April 8, Courtland pleaded guilty to just two of the charges.

"Courtland Rogers has pleaded guilty to one count of assault on a female and one count of assault on an unborn child," her attorney Dustin Sullivan said.

"He received a probation sentence of 24 months."

The Teen Mom 2 star suffered a miscarriage earlier this year, at which point she claimed Rogers left her, after which she briefly took up with Gary Head.

She and Courtland patched things up, however.

Working in Rogers' favor was the fact that Jenelle Evans tried to drop the charges against her hubby, though the state refused to drop the case altogether.

"Jenelle wanted to drop charges, but due to the severity of her claims the state picked them up and was going to get to the bottom of this,” a source said.

Jenelle and Courtland: How long will it last ...

Jenelle Evans' former boss James Duffy is apparently not a big fan.

He posted excerpts from the Teen Mom 2 star's private journal online earlier this week, which follows his previous Tweeting of various Jenelle Evans nude photos.

Memories ...

According to a friend of Jenelle's, who spoke to Hollywood Life, it all started when her old roommate stole that journal and handed it over to Duffy.

Now Jenelle is steaming mad, and pressing charges.

“Jenelle’s journal was in her bedroom for two weeks while she was living [with her mom], who has been in and out of the hospital for almost having a stroke,” Kristin Raeon says.

”Her sister has cancer, and it was Easter, so Jenelle moved back home."

"Julia, her old roommate, got so mad before she even came and got all of her stuff, that she went into Jenelle’s room and took her journal that she had from rehab."

"Charges are being pressed against Julia for that and stealing Jenelle’s radio.”

Julia never published the journal, however, so that's on James Duffy, who sources close to the reality star say has been harassing Jenelle Evans for years.

“The guy has no life,” Kristin says. “He even came at me and attacked me because of my friendship with her. He claims Jenelle was sleeping with him.

"Jenelle doesn’t send him anything. Anything [James] gets of Jenelle is all from other people, ex-boyfriends, or fake. He [lies] to all of his Facebook ‘fans.’”

Wait wait wait, hold on ... James Duffy has Facebook fans?

In any case, Kristin does have some good news to report:

“Jenelle’s [heroin issue] is in the past ... She and Courtland [Rogers] aren’t involving themselves in nearly half as much of the drama as they used to be in.”

That's good at least ... but can she stay clean?

“So? Being a felon ain’t illegal!" - Kieffer Delp, for an early Plus 300.

This week, on Teen Mom 2 ... Jenelle Evans got high again, her deadbeat BF was at his deadbeat best, and Kailyn set a wedding date with Javi.

Meanwhile, Leah met with a specialist regarding daughter Ali and things were, OMG, like so tense between Chelsea and Adam. Like whoa. Crazy.

Read on for THG's official +/- Teen Mom 2 recap!

Jenelle Evans began the night on a high note, and we don't even mean that with a pin intended, as assault charges from Gary Head were dropped.

Plus 100, though she's also evicted from her apartment, so Minus 50, and we all know Jenelley never takes a step forward without taking a couple back.

Attorney Dustin says that with the Gary Head situation behind her, she'll be in the clear legally as long as she doesn’t violate her probation again.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. Minus 150.

Before long, Jenelle gets her eviction notice, and since Kieffer Delp is a convicted felon, their options are even more limited than that of run-of-the-mill miscreants.

Her mom, Bahhhbrahhh, tears her a new one for not being responsible with her money and not wanting Jace. Plus 100, because it's sad but true.

Kieffer and Jenelle actually have the gall to criticize Babs for being a Walmart deli counter employee. Who takes care of your kid. Minus 500, Jenelle.

After she notes Delp's ongoing legal problems, he attempts to defend himself by saying that being a felon is not illegal. That doesn't even make sense!

Jenelle is depressed. She is broke. She is sad. So what's a girl to do? Turn it around? No, spend her last $70 on “dope.” Yes, Kieffer goes to get it.

Jenelle and her current husband, Courtland Rogers, both say she started using heroin with Kieffer. Minus 500 for that waste of a human being in general.

After Leah Messer Calvert's daughter Ali’s therapy session in which she walked across the room, the family has an appointment with the specialist.

Leah and Corey learn that the youngster has low muscle tone, and will have to be in the hospital overnight for three days for tests and observations.

Leah and Corey Simms earn Plus 400 for coming together as parents for their twins, no matter what they've been through, during such a difficult time.

Kailyn Lowry sets up a counseling session with baby daddy Jo Rivera per their court order, but her fiance Javi Marroquin is skpetical about this.

He says he has enough “control and respect” to keep his emotions in check, a passive aggressive shot at her (as-yet undiagnosed) bipolar disorder.

During therapy, Kail reveals that she fears Jo’s new girlfriend Vee will try and tak eher place as mom. Jo feels the same way about Javi. Plus 100.

Unlike most of the dads on this franchise, Jo does seem reasonably into being one, and a few weeks of the year are not gonna get it done for him.

Which is crazy, because Kailyn and Javi are GETTING MARRIED NEXT WEEK because he is in the Air Force ... which could make them move anywhere.

Jo, understandably, is livid, and while he doesn't handle his temper as well as he could, Kailyn could have been more open about this whole thing too.

Minus 100, even though they both want the best for Isaac.

Chelsea Houska and ex Adam Lind both throw separate parties for their daughter Aubree on her third birthday, and are the most awkward exes ever.

Chelsea’s birthday for Aubree goes smoothly. Adam's does not. He can't spell her name right or order age-appropriate presents. Kind of sad, really.

Adam Lind, everybody. Worst boyfriend and baby daddy in South Dakota? Maybe not quite, but the guy really needs to step up his game. Minus 100.

EPISODE TOTAL: -400! SEASON TOTAL: -2,290!