If you watched this week's episode of Teen Mom 2, you know that Jenelle Evans got really pissed off. No, like more than usual.
We know, that happens in every episode! The only thing unique about this week's installment was how she decided to handle it.
Jenelle actually decided to get her new dude, David Eason, directly involved in her ugly, ongoing custody battle with Nathan Griffith.
When Nathan made the mistake of texting Eason (It seems he doesn't have Jenelle's phone number, because ghosting the father of your child is totes the mature, level-headed thing to do.) ... Jenelle had him handle communications with her baby daddy.
“Right now, right now, I want you to text him," she said.
"And be like, ‘Hey, I just saw all this, and we were just discussing about you seeing Kaiser. Have you got his necessities for him yet?’"
Jenelle instructed David in her best Lady Macbeth impression:
"So it doesn’t look like, when we go to court, that we’re ignoring him. Oh, and say, ‘And we need to know the location of where [you] will be staying.’ Send it."
Like we said, some totally grown-up parenting going on here.
Sadly, David is now caught squarely in the middle of this conflict, even going so far as to take little Kaiser on a play date with Nathan:
"I wasn't really impressed by him or anything," David said of Jenelle's ex. "He talked about himself a lot. I would think he'd be bigger than what he is.
"Especially his little chicken legs."
At this point, there's little doubt that Nate and Dave will fight, the only questions are, when, and who will emerge victorious?
Our money's on Nathan.
He may have chicken legs, but he has a daughter from a previous relationship and he's survived a pretty long relationship with Jenelle, so he's gotta be tough.
Dave seems pretty unhinged, though, so we'll see.
Jenelle sure can pick winners in life, and as always, you can watch Teen Mom 2 online for many, many more terrible parenting decisions.